I’m K. Female, 21, married, education major. Things you’ll see here: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Avengers, ATLA & LOK, and cute animals. --- (formerly kandkathome) --- feel free to send me silly messages/ prompts/ random questions.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I CAN’T
Best use of the “Steve looking wounded/worried from behind his shield” screenshot I’ve seen yet.
scream
(Source: demonnerdsunited)
Texts from S.H.I.E.L.D. (6/10)
(518): So is singing the Star Wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Con: I only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
(1-915): dumbass I drove… you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
(Source: textsfrombasingse)
[707]: *Roof
(518): How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
(1-817): Braid them armpits, sister
(1-518): Dude all I’m bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
(Source: textsfromthe-avengers)
(215): IT’S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME
(Source: texts-from-disney)
(856): I stole nothing, broke nothing and stabbed nothing. Aren’t you proud of me?
Submitted by coreomajoris
This man speaks with wisdom.
SHES LIKE BATMAN, BUT WITH A BETTER ASS.
(823): He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
(Source: textsfromthe-avengers)
Textsfromthebrownstone = gloriousness